My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.
Tumblr logo is rainbow because the letters of tumblr stand for the letter of the colors of the rainbow
Ah yes my favorite colors
Ted, urange, mellow, breen, llue, and rurple.
my aunt tried to make heart shaped cookies and they all came out looking like tiny penises im laughing so hard
dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that
bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart
how the fuck do you cheat at jenga
ask a lesbian
this is never not funny
I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance.