I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him
I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”
and he went dead silent
had the opportunity and fucking seized it
Beyoncé’s full performance at the 2014 VMA’s
Because some of y’all missed it and/or need ya blessins one mo time
THIS IT. THE TIENST YELLLER PEEPER. SIZE OF A GRAP. PLEASE HANDLE A GENTLE. ALLOW THE SMALL YELL. SO GRAND.
SMALL BABY BIRD
Me walking into school
Me at work
Me when I’m pretending to be a 9 year old girl when I’m actually 33 so that you would adopt me so I could sleep with your husband and murder your children.
i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.
money can be exchanged for goods and services
my parents just left for a week long vacation at a resort in california….. and they didn’t invite me…… how rude is that…….
Let me come over and we can prtyyyt sonnn
but you are just a random jellyfish do you even party
Headcanon that after the battle of Hogwarts, George dyes his hair an outrageous colour, and at first Molly is mad, but then she hears George whisper “I kept thinking it was him in the mirror”.